You Think American College Wrestling Is Gay? You Aint Seen Nothing Yet!
Wow guys, you are really there after all! lol
Thanks for all those comments on the last post, you guys really got me thinking and I have to conceed that wrestling is DEFINITELY the gayest sport there is. And that concession was really brought home to me when I checked out some pics of the Turkish national sport, yağlı güreş.
If you thought all those outfits and bulges in American college wrestling was just a little bit gay, you haven’t seen anything yet!
The sport of yağlı güreş is the traditional oil wrestling sport of Turkey, involving different classes and ages of guys as they try to beat their opponent in some pretty interesting moves. The guys all wear these tight little leaseholder, made from animal hide. I read up on this a while ago, and I was actually pretty shocked when I read some of the rules for this sport.
The intention is for one guy to slide his hand into the shorts of the other guy, and thereby claim dominance and win the match. But rules are pretty strange, and incredibly hot! For instance, it seems that the rules state that neither opponent is to insert any fingers anally. Doing so can mean disqualification (no, really?!) The rules go on to mention that “tugging” of the testicles is also not permissible, presumably fondling and cupping is. But grabbing of the other dudes sausage is not left out either. I think we can read between the lines and thing about what is and is not allowed!
One of the hottest things about this sport is that a lot of the guys are real friends. I’ve seen people who visit to watch the contests and comment on the annual games explaining how the guys all wash each other down, oil each other up, help each other when someone is injured, and how guys lay around in the grass with their competitors waiting for their turn with their heads in each other laps and their arms around each other.
It’s bromance and masculinity all rolled into one.
WRESTLING IS OFFICIALLY THE GAYEST SPORT ON THE PLANET! lol